Category: Rants

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  May 5, 2026

  The Dining Room Doesn’t Exist but I’m Still Triple Sat

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  May 4, 2026

  A Waitress Explains Basic Human Behaviors

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  November 18, 2025

  The Art of Remaining Polite [Tales from the Supper Club]

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  October 2, 2025

  The Great Duck Debate: Grey Duck vs. Goose

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  June 17, 2025

  Dear Carbs – An Open Letter

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  November 24, 2024

  Gym Class: A Personal Rant